Qns: Do u know why the Shao Lin Shi, the 18 luo han R so powerful??? Ans: It is because they got 18ppLs (everytime is 18 vs 1)
Qns: Guess why penguin dont like to wear hat??? Ans: Because their hand R too short to put on the hat!
Qns: There a birthday party in a forest, it is lion king birthday. He invite a lot of his friends to come. But there one of his friend didnt get to eat his birthday cake, do u know who? Ans: cao (grass), cao mei dan gao (grass dont have cake) = strawberry short cake